Moyes admits he shouldn't have taken Manchester United manager job in the first place

Written by Steddyeddy

Thursday, 24 April 2014

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The ousted manager of Manchester United, Chris Moyles, has openly admitted on a couch on some breakfast television programme that no one really watches, that he perhaps shouldn't have taken the manager's job at the Manchester united Football club in the first place.

He said that his understanding of the game, bearing in mind he had never played a football match in his life, could have contributed considerably to his downfall.

Also, the fact that he was always a little on the weighty side, was one of the prime reasons he was never picked for the team at school.

Mr Moyles said that he is considering returning to his breakfast programme on BBC Radio 1, where his knowledge of popular music and the ability to be at one with his audience, might be one of his more sensible moves.

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