Wednesday, 9 April 2014

image for Butterbean to play for the Texans
An artist reconstruction of what Butterbean would look like 12 months after playing for the texans

Houston, Texas- It is the news that they didn't want to get out but it has and head coach Bill O'Brien is not impressed.

"I don't know how you found out but I am not impressed," he hollered over the phone from his office.

Butterbean was seen at the grounds for the struggling franchise participating in training several times over the last month.

Speculation is rife that his contract contains a clause where he is awarded cheese burgers for reaching certain targets.

The aging boxer and mixed martial artist is apparently looking for a new challenge. At five foot ten and 420 pounds it is unknown where the Texans plan to play him but he will be a slow moving wall wherever he is placed.

There was mixed reactions from Texan supporters with supporter club spokesman Jerry Judge stating, "we're all for out of the box thinking but perhaps this is a little too out of the box."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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