Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Would Love To Acquire Texas A&M Great Johnny Manziel

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 6 March 2014

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Many Dallas sportswriters would love to see Jerry Jones hand the football over to Johnny Manziel.

DALLAS - Jerry Jones may be a shrewd businessman, but when it comes to certain aspects regarding his football team the billionaire gets an F minus.

Jones has said time after time that he will stick with his quarterback Tony "Oops" Romo even if the team goes 0-16.

The Cowboys under Romo have gone 8-8 for the past three seasons and yet Jones has promised Tony that he will not trade him.

The word in Dallas is that Jerry would absolutely love having Johnny Manziel AKA Johnny Football wear Cowboy blue and become a member of this football stable.

Johnny himself has said that if he gets to play for the Cowboys then Mr. Romo will take a seat on the bench because he (JM) will become the starter within 48 hours of arriving at the Cowboys camp.

Manziel is nothing but confident and he has the goods and the stats to back it up.

He has said that when he gets to scrambling there is no one or nothing that can catch him and that goes for Africa's fastest cheetah.

Meanwhile, when Tony Romo was asked what he thought about Johnny Football he grinned and said "I think the dude is kinda short and when he talks he sounds like Kathy Griffin."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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