Peyton Manning Thinking About Retiring

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 7 February 2014

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Peyton's brother Eli really feels that voodoo may have been involved in the Broncos loss to the Seahawks.

DENVER - One of the NFL's greatest quarterbacks has hinted that he may consider hanging up his football cleats.

Peyton Manning spoke with Hercules Confetti of Sporting Chance Magazine and told him that he still cannot believe that his Denver Broncos got demolished by the Seattle Seahawks 43-8.

Manning said that even one of his cousins asked him where the hell he was because the person wearing number 18 could not possibly have been him.

Peyton told Confetti that sometimes during the day he gets the feeling that he was starring in an episode of Rod Serling's Twilight Zone.

His brother, New York Giants quarterback Eli Manning, told a reporter with The Turnstile Review that he really thinks that the Seattle Seahawks must have paid a Louisiana voodoo woman to put a curse on the Broncos team.

SIDENOTE: Peyton's dad, former New Orleans Saints quarterback Archie Manning hinted that he thinks that the Seattle Seahawks cheated by illegally using a GPS System.

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