The Indianapolis Colts Edge Out The Kansas City Chiefs In A High-Scoring Shoot-Out

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 5 January 2014

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After the game Coach Pagano gave the game ball to Andrew Luck who then passed it on to Dr. Biff, the team's therapist.

INDIANAPOLIS - The Kansas City Chiefs rode into Indianapolis and got into an old-fashioned slugfest with the home town Colts.

Hercules Confetti with Sporting Chance Magazine said that for most of the game it looked as if the Chiefs victory medicine was going to give them the victory but as the native-American gods of football say, "Not so fast Running Bear."

The Chiefs saw a 28 point lead dissolve into a 1 point loss as they were beaten by the Colts 45-44 in a Wild Card Game.

Colts Coach Chuck Pagano could not believe the unbelievable luck of his quarterback Andrew Luck who brought the team back from the depths of Hades.

Indianapolis linebacker Andy Studebaker (#58) replied after the game, that lucky for the Colts he had petted his lucky cat Mr. Whiskers just before he got in his car to drive out to the stadium.

Samson Satele (#64) said that he promised his grandmother Ida Brinski, 91, that if the Colts won the game he would drive her to visit her twin sister Lulu who lives in Walla Walla, Washington.

SIDENOTE: After the game Coach Pagano took the entire team out to eat at a local Tacos, Tacos, and Mucho More Tacos Restaurant

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