Pyongang, North Korea Not long after Kim Jong Un's uncle Jang Song Thaek "disappeared," the diminuative dictator of North Korea named his basketball hero Dennis Rodman as his new second in command.
In honor of Mr. Rodman's ascension, Kim ordered everyone in the nation to get Kim Jong Un tattoos to show their allegiance to the Tiny Tyrant. Tattoo artist immediately became the #2 profession in the beleaguered nation as North Koreans scrambled to get their tattoos.
In related news, it was announced today that Kim Jong Il has purchased the Chicago Bulls and will move them to North Korea.
