Fenway Sports Group, "walk alone" in their appointment of the new Liverpool Manager!

Funny story written by SpoofyDoofy

Wednesday, 30 May 2012

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Is this the 'mighty' Liver Bird on the crest of the Liverpool shirt or a Chicken Cockerel?

This was ANFIELD: Liverpool Football Club haven't got a squad of high quality players in sufficient depth, to get them back into the top four places, of the Premiership table.

Many Liverpool fans will not accept another season of mediocrity, another second class trophy won't be enough for them. John W. Henry and his group need to spend money and get very lucky.

So, Fenway Sports Group, sack King Kenny and appoint Brendan Rodgers. Undoubtedly, Brendan Rodgers will be another sad statistic in the liverpool archive's of failed managers, as he hasn't got the experience to manage a team like Liverpool FC. Watch out 1st Division, Liverpool FC will be there soon enough.

There is little chance of Liverpool FC moving up the league, as the best players dont want to go to Anfield anymore. Liverpool FC don't have the money to attract the best players, nor do they have the patience that a 'small club', has to develop players and build a team.

If many Liverpool fans will not accept another season of mediocrity, what pray, are the Liverpool fans going to do? Will those fans stop going to Liverpool FC games?

The American, Fenway Sports Group and John W. Henry took their time, they surveyed the finest coaching talent the world had to offer. Then asked the simple question, "Who can we easily fire, when it all goes wrong?"

Good luck to Brendan Rodgers, he'll need it, as he'll be out by Christmas, the Kop will sing to that. The Kop will be probably be singing Benitez's name, once Brendan Rodgers loses his first game.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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