England sack Capello's translator and pay him £2,50 compensation!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Thursday, 9 February 2012

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Arise Sir John Terry; he is to be knighted for extraordinary services to Queen and country!

Capello is gone and many should thank John Terry for being sacked as captain, but they won't and anyway that's a different story.

The FA have at last showed some "balls" (not footballs) and got rid of England's most hated manager apart from; Glenn Hoddle, Graham Taylor, Keving Keegan, Steve McLaren, etc. They did it in a "nifty manner" but saved £6 million in compensation, hats off!

Actually they were quite frightened to sack the "Italian Genius" because of the horrendous sum of money involved until a perfect solution popped up, enter John Terry.

An escape door was found without paying Capello a penny (he had earned enough anyway for doing nothing) and now the FA have even gone a step further and showed even more "cojones" by actually sacking his translator. The compensatation involved was only £2,50 so the FA decided they could pay that and sack him because now England are going to get "ol cockney sparra, 'Arry Redknapp" to do the job so they don't need a translator anymore, but wait a second....

"Arry can't speak the Queen's English guvna, so maybe the FA will have to bite the bullet and reinstate him, what a shambles!

But that's English footie for you!

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