Premiership vs Bundesliga players Match Arranged for 2012

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Wednesday, 4 January 2012

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The match is to take place at the Wembley Stadium, owned by the FA, through their subsidiary Wembley National Stadium Ltd (WNSL), to which many MP's are shareholders and advisors, later in 2011.

The inspiration for such a competitive match came from Barclay's (22% shareholders) Advisor wife of Government Minister William Hague.

The Race Relations departments of both countries think it is a good idea.

The Bundesliga and the FA have held secret meetings, to arrange and finalise details of the competition over the last four months. Now with Euro Dollar difficulties to contend with, they thought this was a good time to introduce the idea, to help cement good relationships throughout Europe.

The German team will comprise of those currently playing in the Bundesliga, and the English team, of current premiership players.

The teams were chosen for the FA by Sven-goran Eriksson, and Jupp Derwall for the Bundesliga.

Bundesliga Selection:

Bundesliga Goalkeepers:
Mohamed Amsif (FC Augsburg)
Jaroslav Drobny (Hamburger SV)

Bundesliga Defenders:
Anatoliy Tymoshchuck (Bayern Munich)
Pedro Duego Geromel (1. FC Köln)
Pavel Krmas (SC Freiburg)
Zdeněk Pospech (FSV Mainz 05)
Andranana Sinkala (Augsburg)

Bundesliga Midfielders:
Zlatko Muhovic (FC Schalke 04)
Zdravko Kuzmanovic (VfB Stuttgart)
Mehmet Abdul Ekici (Werder Bremen)
Mehmet Ekici (Werder Bremen)
Sławomir Peszko (1.FC Köln)

Bundesliga Forwards:
Mario Gomez (Bayern Munich)
Igor De Camargo (Borussia Munchengladbach)
Mohammed Al Abdellaoue (Hannover 96)
Chinedu Obasi Ogbuke (1899 Hoffenheim)
Dorge Rostand Kouemaha (FC Kaiserslautern)

Premiership Goalkeepers:
Manuel Almunia (Arsenal)
Jussi Jaaskelainen (Bolton Wanderers)
Juan Mucha (Everton)
José Manuel Reina (Liverpool)

Premiership Defenders:
Carlos Cuéllar (Aston Villa)
Branislav Ivanovic (Chelsea)
Pablo Zabaleta (Manchester City)
Fabrizio Coloccini (Newcastle United)
Aleksandar Kolarov (Manchester City)

Premiership Midfielders:
Oguzhan Ozyakup (Arsenal)
Yakubu Aiyegbeni (Blackburn Rovers)
Dickson Etuhu (Fulham)
Nenad Milijas (Wolverhampton Wanderers)
Youssuf Mulumbu (West Bromwich Albion)

Premiership Forwards:
Romelu Lukaku (Chelsea)
Dimitar Berbatovse (Manchester United)
Roman Pavlyuchenko (Tottenham Hotspurs)
Mamady Sidibe (Stoke City)
Federico Machedaabrizio (Queens Park Rangers)

Paulo Sergio Cacetada (Brazil)

Assistant Referees:
Mohsen Ben Salem (Tunisia)
Istvan Vad (Hungary)
Ayman Degaish (Egypt)

If profitable, it is hoped to continue the match on a yearly basis.
Fabio Capello commented: "I notice they have not picked any of my England squad, so they are cleverer than one thinks!"

Stuart Pearce commented: "There will be no good old German v English aggression, or rivallry to the match, because there are no German or English players in it - it will be a washout!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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