Blackburn boss Steve Kean named 'Manager of The Year'

Written by radiogagger

Sunday, 1 January 2012

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Under fire Blackburn Rovers boss has been named 'Manager Of The Year' after an amazing 3-2 win on December 31st at Old Trafford, the home of world famous Manchester United.

Dignified Scottish slap head Kean scooped the prize after the incredible result against a team of Fergie stiffs who normally only get a run out in Carling cup ties.

Within minutes of the final whistle, sport commentators and journalists had come to the shock decision as they struggled to fill space in their newspapers and airtime on their tv and radio shows.
A pot bellied journo was overheard in the press box as quoting that old boxing rule 'if you beat the champion you win the belt and become champ yourself'.


Ex thug turned dogging expert Stan Trollymore said on his radio broadcast "All previous results are irrelevant - it doesn't matter that Blackburn have been flogging a dead chicken in the Premier League for five months and struggled past third tier Leyton Orient in the Carling Cup - its the end of 2011 and he is top of the tree. Life's like that - everyone in football has a short attention span - Steve is the best manager on the planet in my eyes - until his team lose again next week."

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