The Los Angeles Lakers Trade Lamar Odom To The Dallas Mavericks - His Wife Khloe Kardashian Says He Ain't Going

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 11 December 2011

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Lamar Odom has dribbled his last ball for the Los Angeles Lakers. (Photo courtesy of Jack Nicholson).

LOS ANGELES - Lamar Odom, the Los Angeles Lakers sixth man, or rather former sixth man is now Lakers history.

The 6-foot-10-inch basketball player, who also stars in the E! Network cable reality show Lamar & Khloe, is needless to say one very unhappy camper after being traded to the Dallas Mavericks.

Sports World Magazine is reporting that Mrs. Lamar Odom, AKA Khloe Kardashian is even madder than her round ball playing husband.

"Baby K," of the infamous Kardashian family, reportedly told a reporter for Tittle Tattle Tonight that she is so mad at the Lakers organization for trading her husband that she told Lamar not to report to Dallas.

She angrily remarked to 3T's Pico de Gallo that the only reason her husband was traded was because the owner of the Lakers Jerry Buss has said that he hates their reality show Lamar & Khloe.

The tall 5-foot-10-inch Mrs. Kardashian-Odom pointed out that back in September Buss (which rhymes with BUS) asked to be given a little guest starring role on their reality show and Khloe rejected him saying he is not camera friendly due to his horrible looking toupee.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Jerry Buss does not wear a toupee. Ouch!]

Khloe's older sister Kim who is going through a divorce from NBA New Jersey Nets star Kris Humphries reportedly texted her sister and told her to keep her chins up (sic).

"Baby K" pointed out that all of this trading brouhaha is NBA Commissioner David Stern's fault for approving the trade.

She added that Stern is upset because she once said that he (Stern) looked like Joan Rivers except not as tall, not as space alien looking, and not as masculine looking.

The other Kardashian sister Kourtney added that the only thing that the damn NBA Lockout did was to stir up all of the gray-haired, relic-looking team owners and get them all upset and acting like a bunch of menopausal women (Kourtney's words).

Kardashian brother Rob, who recently took second place along with his dance partner Cheryl Burke on this year's edition of Dancing With The Stars, could not be reached for a comment.

His good-looking mom, Kris Kardashian-Jenner said that Robby had driven to Rodeo Drive to return a Christmas gift that he had purchased for his soon-to-be-ex-brother-in-law Kris Humphries.

Tittle Tattle Tonight and Sports World Magazine will both keep you posted on the Lamar "Boo-Hoo" Odom Lakers-To-Mavericks Trade Saga.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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