There were 16 spoof news snippets published in January 2021. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get all the news snippets from a day in this month.
Trumpsomnia
The inability to sleep due to the machinations of a Would-be Dictator and Madman.
written by Matt Birkenhauer, 02 January 2021
Dolly Parton reveals the secret of her success
Parton revealed in an interview, "When you have big breasts, they open a lot of doors for you."
written by Sir Geoffroy Cockface, 03 January 2021
John Prine Was Set To Record Album With Deion Sanders
Legendary American folk singer, John Prine's estate released the news that, before dying of Covid-19, John was set to record a country duo album with NFL legend Deion Sanders, called Prine Time.
written by Paul Blake, 04 January 2021
Department stores and radio stations finally stop playing Christmas carols 24/7...
...now they can start playing all those St. Patrick's Day carols 24/7!
written by Stefano M. Stefano, 08 January 2021
Trump Has Called Himself The 'Law And Order President'...
...which is ironic, since law and order have A LOT to discuss with him, come January 20th!
written by Stefano M. Stefano, 08 January 2021
Ted Cruz Has Alzheimer's
He can't seem to recall the last 4 years, after telling press he's always disagreed with Trump's rhetoric...
written by Nick Hobbs, 08 January 2021
Pelosi Trolls Richard 'Bigo' Barnett
Posts picture of herself sat in his pickup, as he's hauled off to jail, saying 'I'm keeping the quarter and the truck, dipshit!'
written by Nick Hobbs, 08 January 2021
Nutcase Radical Proud Boys Were Involved In Capitol Storming...
...Leader admits, "Sweetheart, we're proud and out there, and just wanted to give Capitol Hill a faaaabulous makeover!"
written by Stefano M. Stefano, 09 January 2021
Local man moves....
...because he read most accidents happen in the home.
written by Kilroy, 14 January 2021
A Tennessee Lawmaker Wants A Big Dolly Parton Statue On The Capitol Grounds In Nashville...
...but he said he'd settle for a big bust.
written by Stefano M. Stefano, 14 January 2021
Stockholm Syndrome
When a branch of government violently attacked by its leader refuses to hold him accountable for his actions.
written by Matt Birkenhauer, 16 January 2021
Pretty and Highly Successful Canadian Figurehead Actually a Miserable Psycho Bitch
Yes, Johnny, our figurehead isn't what she seems either.
written by Vlad D.M. Paylaw, 23 January 2021
VP Kamala Harris already has her own boozy drink
The Kalama is made with Jamaican Rum and Spiced Chai to represent her eclectic heritage.
'Sleepy Joe' also has a drink: a glass of lukewarm water and 3 Tylenols.
written by Paul Blake, 23 January 2021
South Florida Pussy-Grabbing Golf News Switches Hands
The mantle (or pants torch) for being the biggest South Florida, pussy-grabber to make news this week officially went back from Orange Turd Man to Tiger Woods, who had yet another back surgery.
written by Paul Blake, 24 January 2021
Broken News !
Fox News reports that leftist lasers impaired Marjorie Taylor Greene’s brain in order to destroy the Republican Party.
written by Matt Birkenhauer, 31 January 2021
