North Korea's Kim on a nautical trip
North Korean president, Kim Jong-un, has thanked the US Navy for saving him, after he tried to swim to Japan in order to confuse western intelligence agencies. He now wants to be an Olympic swimmer.
written by whatinthe world, 17 May 2020
China's final solution
The governing body of the People's Republic of China has decided that, if they can't kill most of humanity with the virus, then they will eliminate the rest with a nuclear bomb. Simple!
written by whatinthe world, 17 May 2020
Kim comes out of seclusion
North Korean President, Kim Jong-un, has reappeared after a mysterious absence, to say he had been kidnapped by a coven of squirrels intent on regime change in Pyong Yang.
written by whatinthe world, 17 May 2020
The Queen is stroppy
Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth has made a speech directed at all the people living rough in the UK. In it, she tells them to get off their backsides and work for a living. Her Maj can't stand incivility.
written by whatinthe world, 17 May 2020
