Fourth of July Lemmings Day
The Fourth of July will not be celebrated this year. It will pass as just another day where three thousand people die. So let's all be lemmings and do what good lemmings do.
written by whatinthe world, 16 May 2020
Cure for Covid 19 announced
A Bakersfield man claims he has found a cure for Covid-19. "It's called death, and it works," he said, grinning from ear to ear. He refused to add any further explanation lest he disappoint his fans.
written by whatinthe world, 16 May 2020
Trump surprises again
President Donald J Trump has appointed the missing pilot of Malay flight MH370 to head up a medical team to find a vaccine for the Covid-19 virus. Why? "I like him. He's my kind of guy," said Trump.
written by whatinthe world, 16 May 2020
Wife not a life says desperate female
The wife of a leading physician has said that being a wife is bad for your health. "Try being an elephant or a donkey. It's much healthier," she declared, as a team of white-coated psychiatrists neared.
written by whatinthe world, 16 May 2020
Moth a real headache for Trump
United States of America President, Donald J. Trump, has been taken into custody for running over a rare Mexican moth which has been voted moth of the month here in Mexico.
written by whatinthe world, 16 May 2020
Having a whale of a time
A large humpback whale has just washed up on the beach near Malibu CA.
Officials deny that it was just the President of the United States, Donald J.Trump
written by whatinthe world, 16 May 2020
The big Apple to improve its smell.
The mayor of New York City wants to form an army of dedicated flatulants to fill the air with foul smell to scare off the virus. The IRS want their ideas back.
written by whatinthe world, 16 May 2020
Russia has a problem.
The chief health inspector of Russia has declared that democracy is sick for as long as President Putin remains in office.
So Putin has sent him to Siberia for a permanent holiday.
written by whatinthe world, 16 May 2020
