There were 49 spoof news snippets published in July 2020. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get all the news snippets from a day in this month.
Trump holds July 4th celebration on July 3rd
White House staffers tried very hard to convince Trump that July 4th is held on July 4th, but the President wouldn't hear of such nonsense, holding his big Mt. Rushmore celebration on the 3rd.
written by Paul Blake, 04 July 2020
Trump And The Nazis
Will Donald Trump include Nazis in his National Garden Of Heroes? Or maybe they'll have a Garden of their own to include Confederate generals.
written by K.C. Bell, 05 July 2020
Shit happens
Writers in the city of Bogpan have demonstrated against the city leaders by hurling shit in their general direction. Hope they get the f...ing message. Once and for all.
written by whatinthe world, 07 July 2020
Queen takes over
Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth has just invoked special powers that enable her to rule absolutely over the United Kingdom. She will rule by decree and nobody not even PM BoJo can stop her from this.
written by whatinthe world, 07 July 2020
Donald Trump Paid A Friend To Take His SAT Exam?
No wonder Donald Trump taps his head with his little finger when he says, "I'm a very intelligent person."
written by K.C. Bell, 08 July 2020
Amoeba-Loving Comb-Over Activists Demand Justice!
I.M.Barelystringly has had enough! He leads the down-trodden lot of comb-over guys who champion the free-living, Libertarian lives of amoebas. "One-cells are being trashed by zoological elitists!"
written by Trinculoman, 08 July 2020
Amalgamated Toe-Sniffers (ATS) Are Aggrieved!
Pukey Funguson is pissed! She heads the ATS and is railing against the outright exclusion of toe-sniffers from the cultural mainstream! "We have the constitutional right to expose and sniff at will!"
written by Trinculoman, 08 July 2020
CHOP Free-Range Poopers (FRP) Sue Seattle after the Clean-up
Dirk Assdribble, spokesdork for CHOP FRP, filed suit in court today. "We've been denied our right to poop in public! It's a denial of a basic biological right! Seattle will pay through the sh*tter!"
written by Trinculoman, 08 July 2020
Protestors paint giant 'BLACK LIVES MATTER' on the street in front of Trump Tower...
...and 'YOU SUCK!' on the streets behind it and beside it.
written by Stefano M. Stefano, 10 July 2020
Invisible man and his creativeness.
A Surrey man has claimed to have mastered the art of invisibility. "I just hide under my bed and yell loudly" he said. People are mystified by it and can't see through his trickery.
written by whatinthe world, 11 July 2020
Elvis is alive!
A sheep farmer from Idaho has denied kidnapping someone who claimed to be Elvis Presley. "I deny any rumour suggesting that the King is hiding in my hay bale" he said. We wait with abated breath.
written by whatinthe world, 11 July 2020
Snoop Dog admirers beware!
Police in rural Pennsylvania have arrested the entire population of one village after it was found they had deliberately dressed up as rapper Snoop Dog. Such appalling taste can't be tolerated any more.
written by whatinthe world, 11 July 2020
Trump Wearing A Mask
Actually, Donald Trump looks better when he wears a mask.
written by K.C. Bell, 11 July 2020
Trump Cover Up
Since Donald Trump looks better wearing a mask, he might consider wearing a hazmat suit during the campaign.
written by K.C. Bell, 11 July 2020
History And Trump
It is inevitable historians will list Donald Trump as one of the worst presidents of the United States, and that he was helped into the White House by Vladimir Putin.
written by K.C. Bell, 12 July 2020
Jared Kushner's Future
Looking to the future, Jared Kushner is considering the offer to manage a Nordstrom's in Djibouti.
written by K.C. Bell, 12 July 2020
Melania Trump After The White House
After Melania Trump's time spent in the White House, she might return to Slovenia where she owns half the country. Smart real estate investor, the former Ms. Knauss could also run for president.
written by K.C. Bell, 12 July 2020
Cretins are easily rid
A Newark doctor claims.he has discovered a cure for cretinism. He believes cretins can be gotten rid of by being dumped in acid. Some believe this is murder however the good doctor doesn't believe so.
written by whatinthe world, 14 July 2020
When in Iceland.....
People of a Icelandic village have declared a four day embargo on pop artist Madonna. Why? "Because we bloody will can" they maintained. Madonna doesn't know where Iceland is.
written by whatinthe world, 14 July 2020
One good tern.....
Northern Atlantic terns have accidentally flown west rather than down south for winter. Scientists say it's because they watched too many TV westerns. Even John Wayne movies. Oh my giddy giddy aunt!!!
written by whatinthe world, 14 July 2020
Trump And Dystopia
Trump predicts a dystopian future if Biden is elected. The present is the dystopian United States. There's more to the job than grabbing a woman by the pussy.
written by K.C. Bell, 15 July 2020
Uncle Donald And Children
Remember, Donald Trump, put children in cages at the border and now insists on putting children in schools during this coronavirus pandemic. Thinks he cares more about the children or economy?
written by K.C. Bell, 15 July 2020
Dr. Tony Fauci's Got A New "Hands-On" Gig
Doc has been signed up to display his well-manicured digits as the new 'Male Nail-Guy'. Fauch-ster's mits will appear in all chick mags, along with his scientific tips on how best to pick your nose.
written by Trinculoman, 18 July 2020
Trump to resign the Presidency
United States President Donald J Trump will resign from the Presidency effective noon tomorrow. Trump accidentally ordered the carpet bombing of Beijing, the Chinese capital and now it's hurting him.
written by whatinthe world, 18 July 2020
World first medical procedure
A Chicago doctor has performed the world's first athuroscopilabotomic procedure. When asked what the word meant and how it was pronounced, he couldn't answer on both counts.
written by whatinthe world, 18 July 2020
Amazing golf shot
A New Haven, Connecticut golfer claims to have smashed a golf ball 18 miles with a regulation club. The owner of a pleasure cruiser can testify to that claim following the breaking of a window.
written by whatinthe world, 18 July 2020
Rudeness epidemic
Corona virus has been responsible in an increase of rude bastards annoying normal citizens going about their business. Kind bastards are unfortunately on the decline along with Salvation Army helpers.
written by whatinthe world, 18 July 2020
Bravery rewarded
Staff at thespoof.com were compelled to leave their offices when a disgruntled writer appeared brandishing a samurai sword. The offender has since been awarded the freedom of the city by the Mayor.
written by whatinthe world, 19 July 2020
In Future News: Donald Trump Presidential Library and Museum burns down to the ground...
...all three books, one of which was only partially colored in, were lost in the fire.
written by Stefano M. Stefano, 19 July 2020
Washington Monument under threat
The janitor who manages the Washington Monument has been placed under arrest on suspicion of preparing to steal the edifice and sell it to Canada. He was found with a hammer, displacing blocks.
written by whatinthe world, 20 July 2020
Obama dog latest Covid19 victim
Corona virus has claimed the life of Ex President Obama's dog Trevor. Barack said that Trev was generally a good dog except when he soiled the carpet with his emissions. He was buried next to JFK.
written by whatinthe world, 20 July 2020
Trump's Spray Tan will Indicate COVID Warning Level
Trump will now use the color of his spray-tanned face to show the current warning level of the virus.
'Today, the warning level is bright orange,' explains Press Secretary McNanany.
written by Paul Blake, 22 July 2020
Washington Redskins NFL team to drop offensive part of team name...
...will no longer have 'Washington' in its name.
written by Stefano M. Stefano, 22 July 2020
Wind change for The Donald
US President, Donald J Trump, has promised to cease breaking wind every time he leaves the Presidential limousine. Secret service men were complaining about the foul smell generated every time he left
written by whatinthe world, 22 July 2020
OK Google
Today Google announced it is stepping up it's online shopping site to compete more with Amazon. Said literally everyone, "Google has a shopping site? And people actually use that? Yeah, OK Google."
written by Xavier Fairbanks, 23 July 2020
Republican Convention In House Of Representatives?
Donald Trump would love to have his Republican Convention in the House of Representatives, but guess whose permission he would need? Yep! Nancy Pelosi.
written by K.C. Bell, 24 July 2020
Deppe claims that Heard is the devil
Johnny Deppe has sworn that his ex-wife, Amber Heard, is the Devil incarnate. He claims that, on numerous occasions, she has grown horns and sported a tail. Deppe will tell all in a new book.
written by whatinthe world, 25 July 2020
Trump: I'm Batman
President Donald J Trump has announced he will wear the Batman costume if he thinks it will convince protestors to stay off the streets. He"ll even wear it for the State of the Union address.
written by whatinthe world, 25 July 2020
Plumbing mistake
A plumber has become the victim of his own work after he managed to fall into a latrine and was duly sucked into the sewer pipe. He is now somewhere in the north Atlantic Ocean.
written by whatinthe world, 27 July 2020
Breakaway protest group called 'Defun The Police' forms in the U.S...
...which means no more fun parties, Nintendo, or waterpark visits for the police!
written by Stefano M. Stefano, 28 July 2020
Trump goes oddball
President Donald J Trump will, from tomorrow, wear a Ku Klux Klan outfit as a means of annoying Black Lives Matter protestors. Trump has a reelection strategy that is completely unprecedented.
written by whatinthe world, 28 July 2020
Melania is angry
Melania Trump has decided that living with twelve guinea pigs, six bunny rabbits and a poodle is too much. She wants Donald to replace all his staff for the good of both their states of mental health.
written by whatinthe world, 28 July 2020
Bostonian spending spree
A Boston survivor of Covid-19 has bought $40 billion worth of real estate in the Hollywood Hills. Why? "I've beaten Covid so now I'm going to beat the taxman." The IRS have his address.
written by whatinthe world, 28 July 2020
Bad hair not fair
People of the town Wilmington Delaware have chosen to build a set of stocks to punish any citizen who breaches their strict rules on good hair presentation. Any body with messy hair will be punished.
written by whatinthe world, 29 July 2020
Doctors doing it for themselves
Doctors all over the country have banded together to record a song for all the people affected by the virus.Called "Let's Go To Fiji", the song has had mixed reactions from critics and senior press.
written by whatinthe world, 29 July 2020
Donald Trump's New Coronavirus Expert
Why, isn’t it surprising that Donald Trump’s new coronavirus expert, Dr. Stella Immanuel, believes in alien pregnancy, demon sperm, and taking Hydroxychloroquine? Putin can't believe his good fortune.
written by K.C. Bell, 30 July 2020
Harry And Meghan
Harry found a mother in Meghan, and Meghan found a career launch in Harry. Only Meghan's career launch hasn’t fired up.
written by K.C. Bell, 30 July 2020
in Future News...
...in our post-Covid-19 world, some Hollywood blockbuster movies are expected to earn as much as $3000 in ticket receipts!
written by Stefano M. Stefano, 31 July 2020
