In Future News, 'Uranus' Still Used As Punchline In Jokes...
...Greek God still annoyed, and wishes he was named something else..
written by Stefano M. Stefano, 09 August 2020
Donny Pens 'The Fart Of The Deal'
In the sequel to 'The Art Of The Deal' , The Fart Of The Deal explains exactly when Trump likes to blast an 'undies-stainer' during any business negotiation.
written by Paul Blake, 09 August 2020
Vanishing Vicars: Police Called
As speculation mounts about vanishing vicars, the police are investigating. Inspector Whitty, Police Unsolved Nonsense Squad, said, "We are treating this as a missing parsons case."
written by Joel Kaye, 09 August 2020