Maryland official who led problematic, state-run ObamaCare site resigns
"It's not my fault either. We told them but they will just blame us for it. It's a mess and I'm headed for sunny skies somewhere!"
written by Bureau, 07 December 2013
1 in 4 ObamaCare site signups could have errors, sparking coverage fears
But you want know if you have it until you need it.
written by Bureau, 07 December 2013
6 hospitalized in Mexico for possible radiation poisoning #2
One man wants the group to sue but his other head argues against it!
written by Bureau, 07 December 2013
Seattle celebrates 1 year since it legalized pot
"Before that, we had to go out in the bushes or behind a tree", says Old Timey Man.
written by Bureau, 07 December 2013
True Facts From Snoops #440
According to Snoops: Eli Whitney, inventor of the cotton gin, always order 'Gin and Cotton' please, at the bar on Saturday nights.
written by Bureau, 07 December 2013
Pocket hookahs proliferate with young pot users.
Potty training comes earlier and earlier in life it seems.
written by Bureau, 07 December 2013
Hong Kong quarantines 19 people over second Turd Blue case.
I'm sorry. That should be: Hong Kong quarantines 19 people over second Bird Flu case!
written by Bureau, 07 December 2013
Woman Hospitalized After Glued to Toilet Seat at Home Depot
That happened to several people last week after Alabama/Auburn football game!
written by Bureau, 07 December 2013
Russia Moves Nuclear Weapons
Russia has moved some of it's nuclear arsenal into giant Nesting Dolls, holding four dolls with one missile inside.
written by Bureau, 07 December 2013
Some Upset Americans
Middle Men claim that Farmer's Markets are destroying America's way of life!
written by Bureau, 07 December 2013
On The Road to Burma
Myanmar may change it's name back to Burma according to leader. "No one can pronounce it." Orders all 'Myanmar Shave' signs taken down.
written by Bureau, 07 December 2013
True Facts From Snoops #997
According to Snoops: Despite all the casinos today, the number one place for gambling is still the 7-Eleven Lottos!
written by Bureau, 07 December 2013
True Facts From Snoops #843
According to Snoops: Before it was called the International House of Pancakes, the restaurant was called, "Old Abner's Flapjacks".
written by Bureau, 07 December 2013
True Facts From Snoops #371
According to Snoops: Pete Rose is the only retired baseball player to steal second base between innings!
written by Bureau, 07 December 2013
IRS Using GOOGLE Maps to Spy on Taxpayers.
IRA using Google to spy on IRS spying on taxpayers.
written by Bureau, 07 December 2013
Health Exchange Director Resigns
No one wants to exchange their health insurance for others anymore! I blame George Bush and his Obamacare!
written by Bureau, 07 December 2013
Cano, Beltran, Granderson, Feldman find new homes
Should be some homes as combined salaries hit three billion dollars!
written by Bureau, 07 December 2013
NY railway has until Tuesday to analyze lines
Call in a dozen or so engineers and six headshrinkers for guy who ran the train.
written by Bureau, 07 December 2013
ABC's 'Scandal' reduced to 18 episodes this season
White House Scandals to reach at least 20 episodes!
written by Bureau, 07 December 2013
More of US expected to see snow, sleet, ice
Just turn on your television and go to what is called, "The Weather Channel". You'll see it at least 25 times.
written by Bureau, 07 December 2013
Unmasked: Area 51's Biggest, Stealthiest Spy Drone.
President Obama names it "The Mother of all Spy Drones!"
written by Bureau, 07 December 2013
Air traffic computer glitch grounds flights in UK.
Would have landed all flyers in Afghanistan!
written by Bureau, 07 December 2013
American Flags Coming Out of Classrooms
Being replaced by large posters of Obama!
written by Bureau, 07 December 2013
Homeland' Expands Checkpoints.
Including boarding buses, going into some stores and entering your car in the parking lot.
written by Bureau, 07 December 2013
Los Angeles social workers strike over salary increases, caseloads.
Also, having to learn seventeen different languages, bodyguards for house visits.
written by Bureau, 07 December 2013
Harry Reid's Insurance Jumps $4,500 Under Obamacare.
Asks President to increase salary by $4500.
written by Bureau, 07 December 2013
Porn Industry Shut Down Again -- New Star HIV Positive
Sends hundreds running back to doctors in three countries!
written by Bureau, 07 December 2013
True Facts From Snoops #332
According to Snoops: Buffalo Bob of the old Howdy Doody Show once admitted that Howdy wasn't real and that he, himself had never seen a real buffalo!
written by Bureau, 07 December 2013
True Facts From Snoops #1033
According to Snoops: The "Welterweight" classification in Boxing is named after the big welts all over the losing fighter's face.
written by Bureau, 07 December 2013
True Facts From Snoops #1011
According to Snoops: The first installed escalator resulted in 46 injuries and six deaths!
written by Bureau, 07 December 2013
True Facts From Snoops #149
According to Snoops: The top three things overheard at Walmart: "Clean up on aisle 3!", "Watch where you're going with that cart, I may not have kids now!" and "Did you see the size of that ass?"
written by Bureau, 07 December 2013
Newsweek Back in Print?
Newsweek may be back in print soon but will go by the new title, "The Obama Times".
written by Bureau, 07 December 2013
Walmart Announces Employee Outdated Fruit Giveaway
Walmart, embarrassed by publicity about a food drive to feed their employees, today announced that employees in good standing would be allowed to take home any outdated fruit the store has--for free!
written by Al N., 07 December 2013
Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Sued for Plagiarism by Washington's Mayor Barry.
Former Washington Mayor Barry, arrested in 1990 for for smoking crack with a prostitute, today sued Rob Ford, mayor of Toronto, saying, "There's only room for one crackhead mayor on this continent."
written by Al N., 07 December 2013
Health Canada warns against unlicenced hair restorer products sold on the web
After receiving letters from several formally bald men who are suing because they have now grown feathers on their heads.
written by Bureau, 07 December 2013
Scientists to Congress: We can find alien life
"Remember, for awhile, we thought it was Lyle Levit?"
written by Bureau, 07 December 2013
True Facts From Snoops #895
According to Snoops: Before "The Beatles" made it big, they went by the name "Beatles".
written by Bureau, 07 December 2013
True Facts From Snoops #770
According to Snoops: Beautiful Thunder Bay, Minnesota may sound romantic but it was actually named for a bean factory that lasted nearly 100 years before closing in 1988.
written by Bureau, 07 December 2013
