Economic Inequality Worries GOP
The Chair of the Republican Party said today that he is very worried about the disparity in income between Wall Street multi-millionaires and billionaires.
written by Keith Shirey, 18 December 2013
Drug Companies Team Up With JROTC
The Pentagon's Junior Officer's Train Corp has thousands of young teens enrolled across the U.S., starting at age 14. The "acne brigade" is being treated by Big Phara partnering with the military.
written by Keith Shirey, 18 December 2013
China Lands On The Moon
The landing was successful but since the pod was on top of a rocket launched in a Chinese urban area, it caused considerable smog on the moon.
written by Keith Shirey, 18 December 2013
"Pussy Riot" To Be Freed From Russia Jail
But their punishment is not over. All will be required to wear chastity belts while on probation.
written by Keith Shirey, 18 December 2013
GA Rep Says 5-Year-Olds Must Work For Lunch
He says force poor kids to sweep floors for school-provided lunch starting at 5. Too, they must say, "Please sir, may I have some more," if they want more gruel.
written by Keith Shirey, 18 December 2013
Breaking Up In Oregon
Gay couple in Oregon say they are already tired of marriage and are going back to just shacking up.
written by Bureau, 18 December 2013
Goodbye Drudge, Hello Retirement
Retired guy purchases new couch he on lie on, read. watch football, drink beer and croak.
written by Bureau, 18 December 2013
President Obama Trying To Kill Us!
President Obama reaches across the aisle to name several GOP Congressmen to head up the new school programs. Thus far, a dozen 300-pounders have declined.
written by Bureau, 18 December 2013
Colorado Already At It
Colorado politicians are already making plans for the 2014 election as several got together in a pot-smoked filled room last night.
written by Bureau, 18 December 2013
Jack of all Trades
The old term "A Jack of all trades and the master of none" comes from baseball player Jack Abernathy who was traded 14 times in the 1950s to 12 different teams.
written by Bureau, 18 December 2013
The SHADOW Knows!
The Shadow often fooled criminals by changing himself into a the shape of a butterfly or a rabbit on a near-by wall.
written by Bureau, 18 December 2013
Who Are "WE"?
In some areas of our country, some people still say, "We'll see you all later" when there is just one person leaving. Those people are possessed.
written by Bureau, 18 December 2013
President Will Have to Wait
Due to the recent Washington shutdown, work on the President Obama's Pyramid will not begin again until after the first of the year.
written by Bureau, 18 December 2013
True facts according to Snoops: #1020
According to Snoops: Abraham Lincoln's death was predicted two weeks before his death by a Madam Butterbutt, after seeing tow rascal boys knock his top hat off with a couple of horse turds.
written by Bureau, 18 December 2013
True facts according to Snoops: #1110
According to Snoops: Apparently a full year before a marriage among the Incas, the male wore a tongue stretcher.
written by Bureau, 18 December 2013
True facts according to Snoops: #966
According to Snoops: Kleenix was invented after everyone had been having problems carrying a roll of toilet paper in their pocket and purses.
written by Bureau, 18 December 2013
True facts according to Snoops: #909
According to Snoops: The very first American was torn apart as Betsy Ross had sewn it to her dress.
written by Bureau, 18 December 2013
....tickets please!
Ronnie shunts off into the sunset ...choo choo!
written by Herrdoktorfox, 18 December 2013
Tenant Anger As London Council Sends 'Insulting' Christmas Card Telling Them Not To Booze Away The Rent Money
'If this is successful,' said a spokesman for Hammersmith and Fulham Council, 'we might send Easter cards telling them to sit up straight at the dinner table and not talk with their mouths full.'
written by Swan Morrison, 18 December 2013
Say, what did I just read?
The Midlands town of Stroud has been inundated with vast colonies of hedge-hogs visiting the district to sample the local cuisine. It is believed the native animals prefer Stroud over Henley on Thames
written by whatinthe world, 18 December 2013
Ronny's gone to that great Bank vault in the sky
Hundreds of people have "friended" the late Ronald Biggs Facebook site today following his earthly demise. One user said he wanted to ensure Biggsy was more popular dead than alive. Well, whatever.
written by whatinthe world, 18 December 2013
