China Selects Expendable Mammal to Send to the Moon -- Foxcon Employee
It was a tough choice between a Foxcon employee and a corrupt communist.
written by Moe Nightwalker, 17 December 2013
Federal judge rules against NSA spying
"But has been called in by the CIA for a little chat about the past 25 years of his life!"
written by Bureau, 17 December 2013
Horses used in labs landed on dinner tables in France
Consumers kicking up a fit. Get the trots! "This government better quit horsing around", one man whinnied.
written by Bureau, 17 December 2013
U.S. Exploring Alliance With Hardline Islamists in Syria.
And fighting them since 2001 in other countries. Washington leaders should have to go to each family and tell them why their son/daughter died.
written by Bureau, 17 December 2013
Frankenstein: 'Hillary Now More Than Ever'
Sorry, that should be "Feinstein": 'Hillary Now More Than Ever'.
written by Bureau, 17 December 2013
Today's Top Story
Man dressed as naked elf arrested for drunk driving!
written by Bureau, 17 December 2013
Teacher in trouble for 'racist' remarks to black student dressed as Santa
Only in America can we get into a fight over the color of someone who doesn't exist! The true "Santa Claus" is the color of his/her family!
written by Bureau, 17 December 2013
PELOSI: Halt deportations of illegals!
Yes, let's get rid of a bunch of legals instead, starting in Washington!
written by Bureau, 17 December 2013
Dr. Oz Back on the Air #12
"Yellow stool can be the result of gallbladder dysfunction which causes improper handling of bile. You're probably dying right now. Whoops! There she goes. Bring a stretcher."
written by Bureau, 17 December 2013
