Mike Tyson To Go Under The Knife For A Damn Good Reason
Former boxing champion Mike Tyson has just stated that he will be having a tongue transplant in order to get rid of his very, very pronounced lisp.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 01 January 2011
The Return of None Other Than Macaulay "Home Alone" Culkin
Macaulay Culkin, who starred in the Home Alone movies has just announced that he has signed to star in Home Alone 6 - The Move From Kid Toys To Adult Toys.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 01 January 2011
Donald Trump's Hair Is The Most Recognizable Mane In The World
Donald Trump has told a close friend of his that he is so sick and tired of the constant hair jokes that he is planning on getting a crewcut.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 01 January 2011
Danica Patrick, The Race Car Driver Has A Simple Request (Or Maybe Two)
Race car driver Danica Patrick has stated that she wants males to like her because she is a great race car driver and not because she has great tits.
Yeah, right like that's ever gonna happen.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 01 January 2011
What Do Paris Hilton and Kate Gosselin Have In Common?
Paris Hilton revealed to a reporter for Left Coast Mirror Magazine that she is so lonely she is thinking about moving in with Kate Gosselin and helping her raise her eight spoiled brats.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 01 January 2011
Pasedena Rose Bowl win for Alex Ferguson
Manchester United won the annual Pasadena Rose Bowl Parade 3-1. Will now face AC Milan in World Spelling Championships
written by Big Bunny News, 01 January 2011
Charlie Sheen almost drowned
Charlie Sheen beat Bob the Sponge in a New Year's Eve drinking competition
written by Big Bunny News, 01 January 2011
Aussies angry at Noah
Noah blamed for Aussie flood crisis. "Too little too late" Noah replied "my ark is 4000 yrs old it ain't built for this, it needs investment and a new crew"
written by Big Bunny News, 01 January 2011
Wikiquirts en route to Hollywood to pick up Twilight trash can
WikiSquirts William Benesh is on his way to LA to "acquire" the Twilight trash can. Legend Freeway CEO Waclaw Balonek wants to expose the movie brand for a profit - and this Pollock gets what he wants.
written by Milo Malkavic Mendoza, 01 January 2011
Captain Whizbang!
Whizzing on electric fence in the dark now believed to have caused Texas man's report of thousands of UFOs.
written by Bureau, 01 January 2011
2010 A Bad Year?
Haiti suffers year of crisis with nobody in charge. Same for U.S. & England.
written by Bureau, 01 January 2011
About Time
Doctor's report progress against "Old Bats Disease" in Minnesota study.
written by Bureau, 01 January 2011
Urges New Judge Names
Chief justice urges progress naming judges. "Old 'Stuffed Drawers' & 'Hang-'Em High' are getting repetitive."
written by Bureau, 01 January 2011
President Obama employs Spoof Writers
Just in: President Obama is emplying the top 5 Spoof Writers to write his speeches. Reasoning? They write for nothing and they're bloody great!
written by unknown
Obama says White House is a racist term
President Obama is planning to have the White House re-painted and re-named - reason ? Racism! Read related story when published. He HAS a point.
written by unknown
Elin Still On Top
TIGER STILL TOPS: Golfer pulls in $74.2 million for year -- failing to win single tournament. However, ex-wife gets $72 million of it.
written by Bureau, 01 January 2011
US, UK Veggie List
US, UK scientists draw up list of world's plants, beginning with David Hasselhoff.
written by Bureau, 01 January 2011
Obama Off To A Good Fart
Obama: Dems, GOP must cooperate in sputtttttttch! new year. "Very funny, Senator Franken."
written by Bureau, 01 January 2011
Road Runner Upset
New York Times: "Beep" and "Beep Beep" lead the list of new banned words.
written by Bureau, 01 January 2011
Babies Overweight
Study shows that one third of babies are overweight. "I thought I had an alien coming out of me", states one new mom.
written by Bureau, 01 January 2011
Ahead of his Time
A crazed homosexual held up staff at "H. Samuel's Clock Repairs" shop in London yesterday. Terrified witness said he placed his dick on the counter and ordered male attendant to "put hands on that!" "
written by Auntie Matter, 01 January 2011
