Geeks Ordering Mail-Order Brides
Report: Geeks Ordering Brides From Chernobyl, Hoping For Super-Kids
U.S. reports that geeks & trekkies are ordering mail-order brides from Chernobyl hoping their kids will have super-powers.
written by Bureau, 07 September 2008
Possible Teddy Roosevelt Party Revival
Rumour Mill: Should the Obama/Biden win in November, a possible Hillary/Palin ticket could resurrect the Bull-Moose Party in 2012.
written by Bureau, 07 September 2008
Murder Victim In Court Today
John Doe, accused of murdering himself, has appeared at Hull Crown Court today. He remained silent throughout the hearing, his solicitor entering a plea of Not Guilty on his behalf.
written by Monkey Woods, 07 September 2008
Nude Photos Of IN SEINE Circulating Internet
Nude pictures of a baby IN SEINE have been circulating the internet, it has been claimed. Police are investigating, and say they will destroy the offensive material once it is in custody.
written by Monkey Woods, 07 September 2008
Sarah Palin To Sign For Man City
Republican Sarah Palin is the transfer target for Man City's new Arab owners, after they decided to acquire every current 'big name' their money could buy.
written by Monkey Woods, 07 September 2008
