Pete Doherty given OBE
After sniffing some bad crack, (alegedly Kate Moss's) singer Pete Doherty was given an Out-of Body Experience.
written by IN SEINE, 28 September 2008
Oldest Rocks found
Geologists have found Earth's most ancient rocks, with an age of 4.28 billion years, on the shore of Hudson Bay, Canada. "Prove it!"
written by IN SEINE, 28 September 2008
Europeans accused of fly-tipping in Pacific
The "Jules Verne" freighter undocked from the space station three weeks ago packed with rubbish and will take its unwanted cargo into a destructive dive straight into the Pacific Ocean!
written by IN SEINE, 28 September 2008
Pete Doherty's self-portrait a fake!
A self-portrait by Kate Moss sold for £33,600. Whereas one by ex-boyfriend Pete Doherty, signed in blood, failed to sell. DNA tests show it to be a forgery.
written by IN SEINE, 28 September 2008
French Flier Foiled
Frenchman, Stephane Rousson, flew his airship halfway across the English Channel today but had to turn back; apparently he forgot his passport and duty-free cigarettes.
written by IN SEINE, 28 September 2008
English Channel overcrowded
Not only is the English Channel, the world's busiest watereway, it has now become the word's busiest airspace; what with rocketmen and pedal airships - whatever next?
written by IN SEINE, 28 September 2008
Zeppelin Pilot's escape from England foiled
Stephane Rousson, 39, from Nice, took off from Hythe on the Kent coast in his man-powered airship, but only got half way; seemingly he has been detained by an ill-wind or la vent terribleaux.
written by IN SEINE, 28 September 2008
Chinese request toy making companies change name of game Chinese Checkers as it sounds racists
Officials say that "no one in our country has that many marbles anyway."
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Truth comes out about "Older Man" dating Miley Cyrus
Hannah Montana star admits the it is because "he has a driver's license and promised I could wear his class ring."
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Whale freed in dramatic, filmed rescue
Rosie O'Donnell had wedged-in butt removed from movie auditorium seat using theatre popcorn butter.
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Congress finally reaches compromise agreement on bailout
Only 535 earmarks and riders are on the bill.
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Robert Wagner admits to gaining new information and insights about his late wife in recent tell-all book.
"Before Natalie drowned, I thought that every kind of Wood could float."
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5 of top 10 in NCAA College Football suffer upset losses this week
All undefeated non-BCS conference given "imgainary" losses also, keeping them from moving up in the ratings and spoiling the party
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Jay-Z's Got a New Toon
SPORTS AND ENTERTAINMENT: Brooklyn rapper Jay-Z is in talks with representatives of English Premier League's Newcastle United about a £300 million takeover of the soccer team nicknamed 'The Toon Army'
written by The UK Spooferman, 28 September 2008
Crisis Continues
Washington searches for answers. Obama and McCain expressed confidence in Bernanke and Paulson in a joint statement. "They've gotten us this far, so let's ride them to Armageddon!"
written by Warren Redlich, 28 September 2008
