Thursday, 14 April 2011

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A controversial climate scientist has invoked the wrath of the Global Warming Zealots' everywhere by claiming Global Warming is impossible. Professor Clem T Dennier, of the McKeith Institute for Complimentary Science, claims his "new research" will "put the Man-made climate change to bed and usher in a new era of understanding."

Professor Dennier explained his theory to a packed house of delegates at the recent BinkiBonki Climate Conference in Finland. "The truth," expounded Dr Dennier, "is that Global warming is impossible. The fact of the matter is, the more CO2 we pump into the atmosphere, the more the Earth's temperature will rise. The more the Earth's temperature rises, the less energy we will need to heat our homes. The less energy we use to heat our homes, the less CO2 will be pumped into the atmosphere. You see? It all balances itself out - Climate Change is impossible! In fact, it has the added benefit of saving us money on our heating bills."

Those in the Man-Made Global Warming camp have described the Professor as a "Complete Loon" and "A Wing-Nut with only a tenuous grasp on reality." However, Professor Dennier has dismissed the criticisms as scaremongering and will now be going on a book tour to promote his new book "Mmmmmmm Baby Polar Bears, they sure taste good!"

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