Written by Inhopeless

Saturday, 19 March 2011

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Yes. Follow the Fist's Message You SIck Bastard

BIRMINGHAM, ENG. & TOKYO - As the aftermath of the Japan earthquake/tsunami is re-assessed, one week one, one giant asshole has been brutally attacked for making stupid jokes.

Robert Smith, 16, is a prolific 'joker' who has made jokes about women, blacks, Asians, Europe, America, the Middle East, Libya, dead babies, sex - all of which were not funny - has been attacked by several classmates for making such jokes.

Inhopeless, who was part of the effort, said this:

"The Japan jokes just went too far," he said. "All of them are unfunny. - but this is just too much."

Classmates had filed injunctions against Smith with several senior staff - to no avail.

The group, consisting of ten people, took action on Friday at 1pm when collecting money for the crisis, Smith continued making jokes about Japan, including one about how Japan was as 'ravished as your mother was last night'.

"We feel our actions were wrong," said Inhopeless, "but it was the lesser of two evils."

When asked, Smith had this to say: "What noise does a baby make when it's in a blender? I dunno, I was too busy whacking one out!"

To which this reporter punched him in the face.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Japan

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