New Xbox 360 Dashboard Update Dubbed "Genius"

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Wednesday, 3 November 2010

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Dash update? Fail.

The new Xbox 360 dashboard update has been dubbed "genius" by many critics. It was released on the 1st Nov and is proving to be a big hit!

The crisp, soft and welcoming colours (white) "really welcomes you in", claims Xbox Magazine. Fans are over the moon at the new update.

Community Manager of Xbox Live had this to say about the new update:

"The new dashboard is the way forward. We're looking to branch out to adults and very experienced Xbox 360 users who don't like 'simplistic designs'. We also want to prepare for the onslaught of new users who will appreciate being treated like babies or at best, eight-year old children."

Health and Safety Manager commented that:

"The brightly polished colours (white) of the new dashboard where designed so that you're eyes wouldn't hurt too much and also so that you can get used to turning down the brightness on your TV, which I'm sure you'll have to."

Many users who turned on their Xbox's on 1st Nov were also very pleased that it took them "about 41 attempts" to download the update, due to Microsoft's outstanding servers.

Here at ExtraNewNews, we welcome the new Dashboard however can't seem to understand why Microsoft would update something and make it worse...

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