Written by Alex Blundell

Tuesday, 2 November 2010

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"I'll get you damend covenant!"

It has been announced today at a press conference in San Fransisco that Call Of Duty: Black Ops has been delayed until June 2011.

Angry Internet-mobs have spammed Internet forums with hate messages and abuse.

One angry Call Of Duty fan had this to say: "This is gay"

In addition to the delay in the release of the well anticipated sequel to the Call of Duty franchise, the removal of the popular "Zombies" game mode has also been announced, which has now been replaced with a game that has a canny resemblance of Tetris, entitled "Block of Duty".

An explanation for the delay has yet to be made to the release of the game so close to it's promised release date, but it's probably due to the developers needing more time to play better games, such as Halo or Goldeneye.

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