Online Gaming overtakes masturbation says Ofcom/Offwrist.

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Saturday, 21 August 2010

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Online gaming is now more popular than downloading media and even masturbation when it comes to things to do online according to new reports out by Ofcom and Offwrist.

According to one Offwrist report, 39 per cent of those surveyed played games online, which was up from 38 per cent last year, the other 61 percent of hairy palmed and short sighted individuals declined to answer as they were hurrying home to salute the one eyed general.

The Health Minister welcomed the findings, even though it's up only one percent on last years numbers, he felt this indicated a more healthy movement, he released a statement saying "It's good to know that they are exercising both wrists now"

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