Microsoft ban X Box player because he come's from "Fort Gay", West Virginia!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Friday, 10 September 2010

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X Box freaks want the real thing not handbags at three paces and pink leotards!

"Gay is an offensive word," proclaimed Microsoft and anybody living in Fort Gay and playing on the X box will be banned from further participation.

A young X Box freak was playing intensively (how else?) and mentioned the fact that he lived in Fort Gay, West Virginia to other competitors and was immediately banned from further participation because the word "gay' is judged as offensive by the X Box police and Microsoft.

The poor chappie missed a couple of rounds of play and even divulged the fact that he's not even f*****g "gay"!

Why the word "gay" is offensive within the Microsoft world, nobody knows, but they certainly don't want "gays" bumming around with their X Box channels.

Gay discrimination is not commonplace within Microsoft, but they obviously don't want their internet war games taking on a "poofy" character.

Just imagine "Call of Duty" being acted out with handbags at three paces instead of machine guns, tanks, etc. And the soldiers all dressed in pink leotards, make up and stiletto's, that just wouldn't do Ducky!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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