Jujube Church seeks part-time website manager with "some" experience

Funny story written by SpaceElevator

Wednesday, 27 October 2010

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...may the Jujube with you.

In a promotional effort, The Church of Jujubeism has launched an informational website for throngs of potentially interested men, women and children.

Unfortunately any attempt to go to their website results in a 'blank screen of death' and the following error message:

Welcome to your new website! If you've uploaded your site but are still getting this welcome page try doing a SHIFT+Reload or a CTL+F5 - this will clear the cache. Good luck with your new website! You can delete this page or change its content.

"Unfortunately our last good I.T. person was Jujube the Hubristic," said an unidentified Phone-Answerer-of-the-Day. "Any computer experience would be helpful, since our idea of fixing the issue usually involves Jujubes. Come to think of it, that may also explain why the toaster is out of commission..."

According to the church's leaders, the greatest factor contributing to their current recruiting slump is a lack of healthy advertising. Inability to cleverly use Jujubes to fix their website only makes matters worse.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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