The Spoof Fans Rate ThinkPoint Virus 4.7 out of 5 Stars

Written by Zako Strle

Wednesday, 27 October 2010

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Very Amused User Points to Black Screen Just Before Throwing Laptop Out of 22-Story Window

TheSpoof fans turned their attention briefly away from Lady Gaga and Adam Lambert to become immersed in the most hilarious new computer virus ever.

"ThinkPoint is an absolutely five-star hilarious computer virus!", said one user still rolling on the floor after trying to start his computer in Safe Mode only to find that ThinkPoint took over his computer even in Safe Mode - ThinkPoint Safe Mode! Hilarious!!! What will they think of next? Only an Adam Lambert or Lady Gaga virus could be this absolutely hilarious."

Another user found it very amusing when she did Ctrl-Alt-Del to start the task manager and kill the hotfix process, but was only able to regain control of a completely black computer screen. "Now that's what I call a black comedy!" joked the very amused user just before throwing her laptop out a 22-story window.

One user rated the virus merely one thumbs up (okay) when they used their brother's computer to do research on the internet to discover that once you get the black screen, you can do Ctrl-Alt-Del again, then start a new task with task manager called "Explorer", then search for the hotfix.exe and delete it. That user found it very amusing though that the virus came back because they were too lazy to download a new version of antivirus software to get rid of the 4.7-rated-virus for good.

Twenty-two other users found the virus absolutely hilarious when they paid ThinkPoint to defend their computer from the ThinkPoint virus and lost their identities when their credit card information was stolen, right before the virus texted their mothers that they hadn't emailed them for a while because they were too busy masturbating and smoking pot on their new High Phone smokeless cell phone bongs.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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