Written by Rosey1

Saturday, 17 July 2010

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Scientists testing theories of the bible have suggested that god was a scientist way ahead of his time.

"With the advances in DNA and cloning techniques, we are very close to making a human female from the rib of a man" a leading scientist commented today. God was using these techniques long before us when he created Adam and Eve.

It is also thought that god had access to a hadron collider and created the controversial big bang billions of years before this technology was available on earth.

"The collider may have been borrowed by god from a much earlier and more advanced civilision who may have existed before the big bang in another universe as of course our universe would not have existed"

God was also leader in the fertility world, and it is thought that Jesus Christ was the first example of an IVF baby. "What other explanation could there be for a virgin birth?" Asks our scientific expert?

When asked about the scientists claims, a leading member of the Catholic Church commented "we prefer to think of god as a magician rather than a scientist as its much more exciting. He was really the leading magician of his time, and waved a magic wand and everything just appeared"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Jesus, God, LHC

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