Richard Branson has launched an amazing scheme which will revolutionise air travel - and it is absolutely FREE.
Yes, folks. It's absolutely free. You hear these hardened cynics saying 'What's the catch?' or 'Too good to be true'. But there is no catch. Believe me.
Branson's revolutionary idea is to offer free flights into Space on flying saucers, sometimes referred to as UFO's (Unidentified Flying Objects). Of course they have been around for decades, as secret Government files reveal and they have been identified. They are from Outer Space!
All you have to do to obtain a free flight is to be hallucinating. Forget all news about cuts and financial crisis - leave all that misery behind you - and go for the trip of a lifetime. If you have difficulty hallucinating, help is at hand with Yogi George Adamski and Dr Timothy Leary giving expert advice and training+.
Beat the rush. Apply today*. Just complete the form in today's 'Crazy Times'.
+ This training may involve a small fee.
* Paticipants must be over 21 and have a valid driving licence