Written by Super-fan

Tuesday, 1 February 2005

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Above: The angry mom after she finds out about her son’s project delays.

In a disturbing incident Monday, A mother of 3 upset her middle child, and herself. During an upsetting household experiment involving 2 pieces of bread, a plate, and 17 books, an angry mom exploded at her kid." Why do you always delay these things." Yelled the angry mom. "Youv'e delayed this for so long and now its catching up to you.

The child of 11 has been the victim of such explotions in the past. " When I had my volcano project due, and I had forgot about it during the three weeks we had for it, my mom just yelled at me. She threw my science book down and starting destroying it, and me. I don't know if I'll ever be the same." During that same project, after hours of working early into the night, the volcano exploded in angry mom's face. "She had baking soda and vinegar all over her face. You should have seen her. She was like ‘grr. Mom smash!'" Says one annanomous onlooker. "Wow. And he ended up failing the project. She just burst."

Pysychiatrists believe this is not only hurting the son, but herself as well. "This can't be good for her stress level. Has she acted like this before she had kids? This could reveal discoveries about a connection between stress levels and raising children." Says one esteemed doctor. "Let us hope that she will be able to control this with time. We may see gradual improvement if the child improves, but as long as he keeps failing, angry mom will remain in trouble."

An artist rendering of what could happen if this continues was published by artville portrays the worst case senario of this situation. In this situation, the mothers pent up rage would be transferred into heat and released inefficiently very quickly until her head caught on fire.

Other mothers share their concerns. "If we are no longer able to get angry at our kids without endangering our own lives, then we can't hold anything against them. This could be the start of a bleak age for mothers around the globe. This is a universal issue that will have an impact on every mother that will ever be alive again."

Children around America celebrated at the defeat of the mothers and will prepare an attack against mother power in July.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Books, bread

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