Written by queen mudder

Friday, 18 December 2009

image for Fried Egg depression and Nipple UFO crater found off the Azores
The mothership remains are part of the Mediterranean's worst volcanic outburst in living mammary.

Atlantic Ocean - (Eggs-Files): Oceanographers have dubbed it the Anna Nicole Smith of ufology remains:

"Viewed from the International Space Station the underwater mounds resemble a pair of giant deflated breasts," an assistant to Portuguese oceanographer Dr Frederico Dias explained today.

"It could be the remains of the fabled Krakatoa mothership downed by the Mediterranean's worst volcanic outburst in living mammary."

The reports follows extensive soundings taken by scientists from EMEPC - the Task Group for the Extension of the Portuguese Continental Shelf.

The project was initiated after NASA technology spotted Prince Jefri Archer's ocean-going yacht Tits circling menacingly in the area, sparking fears of an illicit underwater raid on the remains.

The Brunei fugitive from justice has long been suspected of trying to harvest UFO artefacts for commercial gain.

Using state of the art geophysical sonar resonance trackers and a multibeam echosounder hydrographic camera EMEPC scientists found the eggstraterrestrial remains lying under 2km of water about 150km from the Azores archipelago.

The Fried Egg itself lies about 110m below the surrounding ocean bottom. Its nipple-shaped companion has a dome-shaped central uplift 3km in diameter with an overall height of over 300m.

Next week the EMEPC team will unveil the results of their search for a Thong UFO companion waterfeature.

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