Roswell UFO Incident Finally Cleared Up!

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Wednesday, 25 November 2009

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What really happened in 1947 when a UFO was supposed to have landed in New Mexico and the remains of an alien were discovered, have been the speculation of writers and UFO enthusiasts for over 60 years.

The United States military still says that nothing happened but that has not been true.

In a new report from both the US and Britain, who recently released all their UFO information, millions of people around the world, perhaps even billions, have been affected by the 1947 incident.

"It is far worse than the Bernie Madoff case", stated a member of the Obama administration, Joe Don Anunnaki .

"It appears that a number of science fiction writers held a secret meeting under a tunnel of Mount St. Helens and began a plot that has stolen trillions of dollars of consumer's money by coming up with these weird theories that they continue to feed to the American and British press to keep selling their books and articles!"

President Obama, or Lord Ramble Fear, has issued a statement that all such speculation must stop or these writers -and now, movie producers, -will never stop taking the people's money.

"Implicated are thousands, of well-known authors of sci-fi books and magazine publishers, screenwriters, directors, filmmakers, actors and actresses, theaters, television network executives, souvenir traffickers, lecturers, pollsters, and hundreds of websites", stated the President.

"These people will now be placed on the space escalator to wherever it sends them and all the books and other materials destroyed. They wanted to explore space, they now have the chance."

The move is credited with saving trillions of more dollars from the up-until-now victims of these people who preyed on people's fears and imaginations.

"Enough to cover my health care plan", stated Obama.

At last report, they were looking for the last writer on this subject who.................

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