Scientists from the University of Camford today made a clone of Adolf Hitler's testicle. Hitler was the leader of Germany from 1933 to 1945, and had a reputation for being undiplomatic.
The left testicle was grown in a lab using a tissue sample from the dead man's decayed right testicle. Hitler's left testicle was famously bitten off by a goat in 1917, leading to the hilarious wartime song "Hitler has only got one ball".
Dr Doctor explained, "At last vi have shown zat cloning ze testes is possible. Ze song should really be changed to 'Hitler has only got three balls' now because he now has three balls: ze one zat got chewed off by a goat, ze one he had his whole life, and ze one vi have just cloned. But perhaps zat is not so amusing, I do not know, I am just a humourless German cloning our glorious Fuhrer's bollocks."