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Saturday, 18 July 2009

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Sociologists have documented the Straight girl-Gay guy friendship thing as not only anecdotally true but also as a statistical reality and an excellent predictor that girls with gay guy friends will be straight and that guys who fit in as one of the girls probably are...

But the latest study from the Louis Voyeur Institute of Sexology peered into the reason why guys love to watch girls have sex with each other but women claim they have no desire to see two men bumping uglies. Men interviewed gave a variety of responses as to why they love to watch ladies loving ranging from liking the bad girls to trying to learn what in the world to do with the female equipment.

When womwn were anonymously studied for their voyeuristic predilections or whay watching made all six of their lips wet, guy on guy was chosen by 95% of females surveyed. When asked why, the predominant reason given was that the girls were curious what their queer comrades were doing when they weren't shopping with them. Less common answers involved trying to figure out why anyone would let one of those things in your a) ass b) mouth and c)house d) life.

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