Aldrin, Armstrong 'biggest liars in the cosmos for the past 40 years'

Funny story written by queen mudder

Tuesday, 14 July 2009

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One small step for man, one massive lie for NASA

NASA HQ, Groom Lake, Nevada - (X-Files Mess): Thursday's fortieth anniversary of the biggest, dirtiest lie in the history of space exploration will see Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin continue basking in the reflected limelight of their outrageous 1969 hoax.

The two NASA stooges have made stellar careers for themselves following Pentagon agreements to fund their whopping first-man-on-the-moon calumny.

The altrernative of telling the truth about the ID of the actual first human on the lunar surface has terrified successive US administrations shitless.

Equally horrifying is the doomsday scenario of the publication of the missing Apollo 11 program tapes which no amount of NASA retroengineering has ever been able to replicate.

"Those tapes are worth billions," the Pentagon's Prof V Smart said today.

"Whoever's got them - and we reckon we know - is worth literally billions of trillions of dollars."

Buzz Aldrin always was a liar.

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