Written by Chamone

Sunday, 12 July 2009

image for 9 out of 10 Cats now say they Hate Whiskas
"No! Not that bloody Whiskas again!"

Cat opinion has changed dramatically in the Whiskas debate, with recent findings showing a massive reverse in popularity for the cat food Whiskas.

Out of 100 cats surveyed, 90 of them said that they found the taste was 'too chewy' and 'uninspiring'. Others complained that they saw Whiskas as being a bourgeois food and not cool enough for young hip-cats.

It is clear from the views expressed that cats want more choice and point towards the vast array of different foods available for dogs.

Whiskas have responded by promising new flavours and treats such as 'Saucy Creamed Mice' and 'Sauté Spicy Goldfish'.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Cats




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