A 72 year old woman suffering from a chronic loss of orgasmic function reported that her once prolific ability to climax was miraculously restored by the administration of a taser shock from a young Austin Texas constable.
The sexsually disabled Texan was toolin down the interstate at breakneck speed when the youthful constable pulled her over. Aftyer requesting luicense, registration and the perfunctory bribe and or blow job, the old dame became incensed. She insulted and assaulted the boy officer of the law until his patience ran out and his taser came out.
A double shot of his baby's love was administered to the crone at which time she thanked the rookie for restoring her ability to achieve the big "O".
Unfortunately her impotent husband, Tex Texarkana is suing the Austin police department for alienation of non affection and turning his otherwise asexual mate into a man eater.