Written by Pointer

Tuesday, 2 June 2009

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George awaits his next toxic mud rassling opponent

Some say nature abhors a vacuum. Others believe that opposites attract. Still some say that likes gravitate toward likes. And so the third theory seems to prevail as NYC after dredging the toxic mud in the bottom of the Hudson River has found a depository for this poisonous filth in the home state of George W Bush and the adopted home of Dickless " Sureshot" Cheney.

Along with the river bottom sludge Texas has also agreed to accept NYC's murderers( more people to execute) and the total prostitute population of Fun City( more whores to frustrate). Texas' two environmentalists have protested the deadly shipment of Hudson slime but they were shouted down by screams of lynch the motherfuckers, bring on the ladies and hey George , let's rassle in the mud...again...

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: America




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