Obama Names Maturbating Monkey to Comprehensive Sex Ed Commission

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Wednesday, 11 March 2009

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Chairman Spankie, the monkey has the pedigree of a Philadelphia zoo lawyer

As Barack Obama reverses each and every anti science and religiously moralistic Bush administration dogma and doctrine, we have seen fall ignorance of intelligent design and the stupidity of stem cell bans. Now finally the onerous only abstinence burden has fallen to reason and science.

Armed with research that demonstrates that abstinence only education only leads to unprecedented numbers of unprotected, highest risk butt forking acts, the new Democratic administration has created a Comprehensive Sex Ed Commission. The CSEC will promote ancient notions like condom use, birth control, masturbation and moderate risk oral sex.

Obama has chosen the infamous masturbating monkey from the Philadelphia Zoo, Spankie, to head the commission. Republican neo-puritans have already begun to try to give the shaft to the CSEC. Too Obese to Fuck Rush Limbaugh denounced the permissive approach and insisted that the present US strategy of over eating and under exercising will soon vindicate the inevitability of Abstinence .

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