Google broken

Written by Fergus McCarthy

Saturday, 31 January 2009

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'Google search' was down for approximately 15 minutes today after a level 2 web master at the Californian giants head quarters unplugged the main super server that powers Googles state of the art search engine.

Level 1 Internet Lord Dave Harrington confirmed minutes ago from his holographic office that they had experienced technical problems.

"It was human error, nothing to cause concern, all security measures are still in place and our analysts assure us that everything is as it was Web master Geoff IV dropped a bag of nachos on the floor under his desk and used the office vacuum to clean up. Unfortunately he forgot to plug the server back in and went for his coffee break."

Mr Harrington assured Google users that the error would not be repeated.

"We have taken measures to ensure that this cannot and will not happen again" he said.

"I have banned Nachos from the office and moved Geoff to another desk, Mary will now sit at Geoffs desk, she only eats fruit. She's much neater."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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