Criuse Terrified of Cyber-Bullies

Funny story written by tom newton

Wednesday, 28 January 2009

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Free Speech is not Hate Speech

According to recent reports, TC will only travel in "bomb proof" vehicles because he is afraid of cyber-bullies.

Just what part of "cyber" doesn't shorty understand? Sure they may send him thousands of hate mail messages a day and threaten his family, but seriously, it's just the Internet, right? To be fair, the bullies he is running from are known to be a little bit extreme when it comes to members of his church.

These cyber-bullies, known collectively as "Anonymous", are actually organized around their hatred for the church and it's members. That's why they are targeting , whom they believe to be their answer to Jesus, and who, according to their own websites, should suffer the same fate.

So what if they wear MASKS to commit HATE CRIMES? This is America, is it not? You do support free speech, right?

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