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Wednesday, 14 January 2009

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China most internet users

China's fast-growing population of Internet users has risen to 298 million after passing the United States last year to become the world's largest, a government-sanctioned research group said.

The amazing tech revolution in China will soon expand to wireless internet phone service.

The Chinese government is trying to monitor which sites people have access to. The government forbids sites of extreme sexual content and others subversive to the policies of China.

the top ten web sites visited by the Chinese are:

10. www.penis.enlargement.secrets
9. www.Chinese.milk.does.a.body.bad
8. www.Confucius.say.Chinese.people.smell
7. www.How.to.bury.an.infant.girl
6. www.Japan.sucks
5. www.cat.and.dog.recipes.com
4. www.how.to.look.White
3. www.how.to.marry.a.whiteman
2. www.kungfu.sex.positions
1. www.kill.the.Dalia.lama.com

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Topics: China, Internet




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