Written by Arthur Pint

Thursday, 9 October 2008

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A 42 year old man from Dudley in the West Midlands died earlier today after having a wank whilst in the bath.

After his bath he popped down to his local newsagents and was instantly killed as he stepped out in the path of a lorry whilst attempting to cross the road.

Police on the scene commented that although they couldn't directly link having a wank in the bath with his death, it wasn't really a very nice thing to do...and he probably got what he deserved.

Police also appealed for witnesses to come forward (witnesses to the accident, not the wank).

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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