The Louisville, Kentucky Creation Museum has had lines longer than Orlando's Disney World since it opened in May 2007.
Some of the most popular exhibits include a voyage simulator of Noah's Ark where visitors get to reenact the salvation of the world from the Great Deluge.
Like the real Noah and his family they get to clean up the shit from pairs of every creature on the planet. They get to try and mediate disputes between the lions and the lambs, keep the poisonous snakes in their quarters and try to keep the managerie fed so that they don't eat each other and terminate species.
Lucky guests get to deliver a baby elephant and stop the goats from fucking everything in sight.