Scientists Discover Secret to Male Libido

Written by orioncrew

Friday, 10 October 2008

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That's why you can't get a date Michelle. It's got nothing to do with your hideous appearance.

Scientists at the University of California have uncovered the secret to the male libido.

After years of research and study, researchers have finally unlocked the secret to what attracts men to their partners, and the answer is astounding.

"We were initially surprised by the results of our study," said Dr. Mike Hanes, lead researcher with the University of California Laboratory of Sexuality and Warfare. "We initially focused on physical factors, such as symmetry of features, eye color, and hair color, but we were never able to draw a connection between any one feature and male attraction."

"What we were able to conclude after years of study was that men were most attracted to warm, moist holes." Dr. Hanes continued, "Our test data strongly indicates, regardless of such factors as age, sexual orientation, economic background, the single unifying factor in all of our test subjects was the universal attraction to warm, moist holes".

News of the discovery has it the fashion world by storm. At the prestigious Milan Fashion Show; pubic hair was declared the new black.

Sources state this year's fashion will focus on bringing out the warm, moist hole in everyone. Colors this season promise to follow the shades of pubic hair; a shift from the pro-environmental, green movement colors of last season.

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