HDTV manufacturers are warning conventional TV owners that sooner or later their boob tube may explode.
The air waves have been jammed lately by vague commercials aimed at scaring non-HDTV owners.
In advertising campaigns, designed by former Republican frightmeister, Karl Rove, threats that conventional TVs may contain radon, disappear without warning or contain a highly explosive boob tube have been flooding into American homes.
The fact that the great majority of US TVs is attached to cable and thus will operate quite well long after the conversion to High Def has remained unspoken. Internet urban legends meanwhile have been spreading tall tales of boob tube explosions.
Scam artists are selling boob enhancements to prevent the imminent explosions and mass boob removals are being conducted across the nation as a preventative measure.In fact the national government has even bought into the scam and has announced its plans to remove a big boob from the White House as soon as possible.
