New TV Quiz Show, Al-Sadr Squares Wins Daytime Emmy!

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Wednesday, 23 April 2008

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Al-Sadr Squares, Emmy award winning daytime quiz show is scoring ratings as large as the numbers of corpses in Iraq.

The Iraqi TV phenomenon has a nine squares board as its backdrop with US former military generals who now advise megalo-media outlets like CNN, NBC, CBS, FOXSHIT-TV.

The generals who all work for the military-industrial complex, that President Eisenhower warned in the 50's would control the world and doom us to constant war and arms acquisition, are given military quiz questions to answer as contestants bet on the veracity of their responses. Since so many of the answers the generals give are fed to them from the Bush administration the show is sometimes satirically called: Bush or No Bush!

In a recent episode the panel of nine bribed generals was asked: Weapons of Mass Destruction- Bush or No Bush?! General Paul Lind lisped: "You got to be kidding!" to the raucous canned laughter of the TV audience. When asked about the amount of PTSD among US troops in Iraq, Hollywood's Rambo, Sly Stallone muttered: "I hope da 'merican pubic is ready fo dousands of punch drunk fighters like Rocky I thru XX!"

Because of the success of the Iraqi quiz show, US networks are planning a similar format with former Bush misadministrators who are still awaiting trial as war criminals. Program developers are courting hamburger fast food producers as sponsors for a show tentatively named: Nurenburger: "Have it your way!?"

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